This movie just pissed me off. The people who wrote it think that all kids are dumb. Movies don't have to be dumbed down to be for kids. Kids are smarter than that.
The only returning character is Sean Anderson (Josh Hutcherson). He is able to intercept a satellite message from his grandfather (Michael Caine). His grandfather is stuck on the mysterious island, and he sent the coded message in hopes his grandson would find it. Does he want Sean to find the island and visit him, or is he hoping for rescue? If he wants to be rescued, why does he code the message? If he just wants Sean to find the island, he is a crazy old man, because no ship or plane can land safely on the island. You have to pass through a crazy system of tornados.
Sean's stepfather (Dwayne Johnson) helps him decode the message, and has no problem buying them two tickets to the South Pacific to find the island. No discussion of how much last minute plane tickets like that would cost. The screenwriters not only think kids are dumb, they think everyone can afford to drop several thousand dollars at the drop of a hat.
Once they get to the South Pacific, they hire Luis Guzman and his daughter Vanessa Hudgens to fly them to the coordinates where the mysterious island is located. It takes them about 5 minutes to reach the location, which makes you wonder why others haven't discovered it. They go through a storm system and end up wrecked on the beach of the mysterious island. Of course they are ok, even though the helicopter is in pieces.
The rest of the movie consists of them meeting giant creatures, riding on the backs of bees (which are easier to tame than a horse), and finding the lost city of Atlantis and Captain Nemo's submarine from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
I didn't enjoy this movie. I tried to turn my brain off and just enjoy the adventure, but there is no sense of danger. At no time did the movie make me believe there was anything to worry about. Luis Guzman was not funny, Michael Caine turned in the worst performance I have ever seen from him, Caine and The Rock insult each other even thought the movie gives no reason for their animosity, and Sean acts like a spoiled brat. Avoid at all costs.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Friday, February 10, 2012
Safe House - 2 1/2 stars
Denzel Washington plays a CIA operative who has gone rogue. He has stolen something and is trying to sell it. He gets caught by the CIA while he is in South Africa, and he is taken to a safe house for interrogation. The safe house is run by Ryan Reynolds.
While he is being interrogated, a heavily armed team of terrorists / assassins / whatever breaks into the safe house to kidnap Denzel. They kill the CIA guys, and Reynolds escapes with Denzel. Most of the movie consists of Reynolds trying to keep Denzel in custody. Denzel's operative is a legend in the CIA, and this is Reynolds' first big mission. Which means Denzel is calm and not worried at all about this kid - he could basically escape any time he chooses.
We've seen this movie before. There is some decent action in the middle of the movie, but it is badly edited. I also didn't like the look of the movie. It looked like a bad imitation of a Tony Scott movie. The color scheme was just ugly.
It isn't giving much away to say that at least one person in the CIA is involved in this, and Denzel may not have gone rogue. Or he may not be the bad guy they claim he is. An hour after the movie I had forgotten all about it. This is a very forgettable movie.
While he is being interrogated, a heavily armed team of terrorists / assassins / whatever breaks into the safe house to kidnap Denzel. They kill the CIA guys, and Reynolds escapes with Denzel. Most of the movie consists of Reynolds trying to keep Denzel in custody. Denzel's operative is a legend in the CIA, and this is Reynolds' first big mission. Which means Denzel is calm and not worried at all about this kid - he could basically escape any time he chooses.
We've seen this movie before. There is some decent action in the middle of the movie, but it is badly edited. I also didn't like the look of the movie. It looked like a bad imitation of a Tony Scott movie. The color scheme was just ugly.
It isn't giving much away to say that at least one person in the CIA is involved in this, and Denzel may not have gone rogue. Or he may not be the bad guy they claim he is. An hour after the movie I had forgotten all about it. This is a very forgettable movie.
Sundance wrap-up
I saw 15 movies at Sundance this year. I was hoping to see more, but as always, there just aren't enough hours in the day. Here is a list of all the movies I saw in order of best to worst:
The Surrogate - A
The Raid - A-
Slavery by Another Name - A-
The Other Dream Team - B+
Excision - B+
Madrid, 1987 - B
Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry - B
Escape Fire - The Fight to Rescue American Healthcare - B-
Compliance - B-
Yound & Wild - C+
Elena - C
Can - C-
Nobody Walks - C-
The Ambassador - D
The End of Love - F
The Surrogate - A
The Raid - A-
Slavery by Another Name - A-
The Other Dream Team - B+
Excision - B+
Madrid, 1987 - B
Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry - B
Escape Fire - The Fight to Rescue American Healthcare - B-
Compliance - B-
Yound & Wild - C+
Elena - C
Can - C-
Nobody Walks - C-
The Ambassador - D
The End of Love - F
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Sundance Saturday, January 28
Today I finally saw Can, the first Turkish movie to play at the festival.
Set in Istanbul, Ayse and Cemal are married but unable to conceive. Since they are uneducated and live in the slums, they don't know about adoption. So the way they decide to have a child is to buy one through the black market. Soon after getting the kid, Cemal freaks out and leaves his wife and their new child.
Cut to several years later. Ayse is raising the child (named Can) alone. She leaves for work every day and takes him with her. She leaves him in the park and tells him to wait for her. She works her shift then comes back to pick Can up. This is their daily routine.
We revisit Cemal after he has remarried, and his new wife is pregnant.
Without giving away the ending, this is basically the plot of the movie. But the movie does not unfold in a linear fashion. The movie keeps jumping back and forth in time, and while that makes the story a little more interesting, it also makes it much more confusing. It was a ways into the movie before I understood that we were seeing Ayse in two different time periods. I think the filmmakers could have done a better job of not making it so confusing.
Also, things could have been explained better. I didn't know until during the Q&A that they were poor and lived in a slum. Since I don't know what life in Istanbul is like, I had no idea whether they were well off or not. I didn't know that it is common for people like them to have no knowledge of adoption, because during the movie I kept wondering why they didn't try adoption.
The boy who plays Can is adorable. I felt so bad for him, because all he does every day is sit on the park bench, waiting for his mom. When they walk to the park, he looks over and sees other kids playing on the playground. He longs to play like a regular kid, but his mom doesn't have time to wait for him to go play. He also longs for his mother to show him some love, but she seems to have no emotional attachment to him. She treats him like a burden.
Late in the movie, she seems to warm up to him. I didn't really understand what made her attitude change. The entire movie, she seems to have no love for her son. Suddenly at the end she seems like a good mother. I think that is too much of an abrubt character arc with no explanation.
Last, the subtitles. I have never seen such bad subtitles. They are in broken english, and sometimes they ahve typos (like that one). They really need to let someone go through those subtitles and clean them up.
Set in Istanbul, Ayse and Cemal are married but unable to conceive. Since they are uneducated and live in the slums, they don't know about adoption. So the way they decide to have a child is to buy one through the black market. Soon after getting the kid, Cemal freaks out and leaves his wife and their new child.
Cut to several years later. Ayse is raising the child (named Can) alone. She leaves for work every day and takes him with her. She leaves him in the park and tells him to wait for her. She works her shift then comes back to pick Can up. This is their daily routine.
We revisit Cemal after he has remarried, and his new wife is pregnant.
Without giving away the ending, this is basically the plot of the movie. But the movie does not unfold in a linear fashion. The movie keeps jumping back and forth in time, and while that makes the story a little more interesting, it also makes it much more confusing. It was a ways into the movie before I understood that we were seeing Ayse in two different time periods. I think the filmmakers could have done a better job of not making it so confusing.
Also, things could have been explained better. I didn't know until during the Q&A that they were poor and lived in a slum. Since I don't know what life in Istanbul is like, I had no idea whether they were well off or not. I didn't know that it is common for people like them to have no knowledge of adoption, because during the movie I kept wondering why they didn't try adoption.
The boy who plays Can is adorable. I felt so bad for him, because all he does every day is sit on the park bench, waiting for his mom. When they walk to the park, he looks over and sees other kids playing on the playground. He longs to play like a regular kid, but his mom doesn't have time to wait for him to go play. He also longs for his mother to show him some love, but she seems to have no emotional attachment to him. She treats him like a burden.
Late in the movie, she seems to warm up to him. I didn't really understand what made her attitude change. The entire movie, she seems to have no love for her son. Suddenly at the end she seems like a good mother. I think that is too much of an abrubt character arc with no explanation.
Last, the subtitles. I have never seen such bad subtitles. They are in broken english, and sometimes they ahve typos (like that one). They really need to let someone go through those subtitles and clean them up.
Sundance Thursday, January 26
Best day yet. Three movies, all of them great.
The Other Dream Team
This is a documentary about the 1992 Lithuanian Olympic basketball team. I had never heard of them before (I have never really followed the olympics), but this was the first year Lithuania had a team there. In previous years, the Lithuanians had played for the Russian national team.
This movie gives us a pretty good lesson on Lithuania. During World War II Russia occupied Lithuania and it did so until 1991. Many Lithuanians were sent to labor camps in Siberia during Stalin's reign. In 1991, there was a movement to get the Russians out of Lithuania. Many people died before Russia finally left the country.
This is a real feel good movie. The country has no money, so a few people start looking for help to fund the team. The Grateful Dead end up being the sponsors. The team does get beat by the US dream team, but they end up playing against the Russian team for the silver medal.
The Surrogate
John Hawkes plays a journalist named Mark O'Brien. Mark has been living in an iron lung since he was a boy. He is able to get out for a few hours a day, but his muscles don't work so he has to be wheeled around in a Gurney.
He decides to lose his virginity, and he hires a sex surrogate played by Helen Hunt. For guidance, he goes to a priest played by William H. Macy (perfect casting). This is a very sweet and beautiful love story. This is the most honest portrayal I have ever seen of a sexual innocent learning about intimacy. The nudity and sexual dialogue is very frank and honest, but never gratuitous. This movie is for adults, but in no way is it dirty. I think this movie will be an Academy Awards contender next year, and John Hawkes will definitely get a nomination.
The Raid
Set in Indonesia, this movie is about a police SWAT team going to conduct a raid on a rundown tenement in Jakarta. Their target is to take out a crime boss named Tama. But the entire building is full of criminals loyal to Tama. What follows is wall to wall action between the SWAT team and the residents.
This movie has some of the best fight scenes I have ever seen. The movie doesn't use a bunch of cuts to show a fight - they are actually played out in unbroken long shots. You can see that the actors actually had to choreograph the fights to precision.
The movie is very bloody. It is a grindhouse movie in the best sense of the word. There are many moments that made the entire audience erupt in cheers. The climactic fight between the main henchman and two brothers is just incredible. I could watch this movie again right now.
The Other Dream Team
This is a documentary about the 1992 Lithuanian Olympic basketball team. I had never heard of them before (I have never really followed the olympics), but this was the first year Lithuania had a team there. In previous years, the Lithuanians had played for the Russian national team.
This movie gives us a pretty good lesson on Lithuania. During World War II Russia occupied Lithuania and it did so until 1991. Many Lithuanians were sent to labor camps in Siberia during Stalin's reign. In 1991, there was a movement to get the Russians out of Lithuania. Many people died before Russia finally left the country.
This is a real feel good movie. The country has no money, so a few people start looking for help to fund the team. The Grateful Dead end up being the sponsors. The team does get beat by the US dream team, but they end up playing against the Russian team for the silver medal.
The Surrogate
John Hawkes plays a journalist named Mark O'Brien. Mark has been living in an iron lung since he was a boy. He is able to get out for a few hours a day, but his muscles don't work so he has to be wheeled around in a Gurney.
He decides to lose his virginity, and he hires a sex surrogate played by Helen Hunt. For guidance, he goes to a priest played by William H. Macy (perfect casting). This is a very sweet and beautiful love story. This is the most honest portrayal I have ever seen of a sexual innocent learning about intimacy. The nudity and sexual dialogue is very frank and honest, but never gratuitous. This movie is for adults, but in no way is it dirty. I think this movie will be an Academy Awards contender next year, and John Hawkes will definitely get a nomination.
The Raid
Set in Indonesia, this movie is about a police SWAT team going to conduct a raid on a rundown tenement in Jakarta. Their target is to take out a crime boss named Tama. But the entire building is full of criminals loyal to Tama. What follows is wall to wall action between the SWAT team and the residents.
This movie has some of the best fight scenes I have ever seen. The movie doesn't use a bunch of cuts to show a fight - they are actually played out in unbroken long shots. You can see that the actors actually had to choreograph the fights to precision.
The movie is very bloody. It is a grindhouse movie in the best sense of the word. There are many moments that made the entire audience erupt in cheers. The climactic fight between the main henchman and two brothers is just incredible. I could watch this movie again right now.
Sundance Wednesday, January 25
I only managed to see one movie today.
The End of Love - Mark Webber writes, directs, and start as himself. His wife has died and he is left alone to raise his infant son. The first 20 minutes or so involve him and his son waking up and eating breakfast. That's about it. I almost fell asleep.
Eventually he goes to an audition. He takes his son in the room with him, which means he has to keep breaking character to talk to his son. Then he goes to the cemetary to see his wife's grave. He goes home again.
I don't know if the movie was improvised, but if there was a script, it was 2 pages long. Nothing much happens, and the only reason for this movie to be made was so Mark Webber could have a home movie of the two of them. There is a bit of a plot regarding a woman he likes, but it goes nowhere. I walked out after about 45 minutes.
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I spent a bit of time walking around Main Street today. I checked out the sponsors and giveaways and stuff. I also visited New Frontier. They always have come cool, intersting things there. There was a cool 3-D video collage of a bunch of scenes from Hollywood movies. It was called Evolution. I spent a while trying to identify all the different movies the images were taken from.
There was also something cool called Hunger in Los Angeles where you put on a virtual reality helmet and you can see and interact with people in line at a food bank in LA. I saw people try it but I was not able to try it myself. There was only one helmet and you can wait a very long time before you get a turn.
That evening I went to the Music Showcase: BMI Snowball produced by BMI. I saw several great musical performances including Donovan and Rodriguez. As much as I love bands, there is something special about one guy and an acoustic guitar. All the performances were just vocals and acoustic guitars. Very cool.
The last thing I did was go to the after hours lounge at The Yard. I met the 3 women who were there for Young & Wild. They are Marialy Rivas (writer, director), Alicia Rodriguez (actress) and the real girl who wrote the blog youngandwild (I forgot her name). Marialy told me about how at one screening, the audience didn't react at all. She thought they were not liking the movie. After during the Q&A, she asked them about it. They said it was just because they were so into it. She realized that as long as people aren't walking out or booing, it's a good sign.
I also met the team from Can, which is the first movie from Turkey to get into Sundance. I met Burak Akidil (producer) and Tamer Ciray (composer). They were very nice, and I promised to see their movie before the festival was over.
The End of Love - Mark Webber writes, directs, and start as himself. His wife has died and he is left alone to raise his infant son. The first 20 minutes or so involve him and his son waking up and eating breakfast. That's about it. I almost fell asleep.
Eventually he goes to an audition. He takes his son in the room with him, which means he has to keep breaking character to talk to his son. Then he goes to the cemetary to see his wife's grave. He goes home again.
I don't know if the movie was improvised, but if there was a script, it was 2 pages long. Nothing much happens, and the only reason for this movie to be made was so Mark Webber could have a home movie of the two of them. There is a bit of a plot regarding a woman he likes, but it goes nowhere. I walked out after about 45 minutes.
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I spent a bit of time walking around Main Street today. I checked out the sponsors and giveaways and stuff. I also visited New Frontier. They always have come cool, intersting things there. There was a cool 3-D video collage of a bunch of scenes from Hollywood movies. It was called Evolution. I spent a while trying to identify all the different movies the images were taken from.
There was also something cool called Hunger in Los Angeles where you put on a virtual reality helmet and you can see and interact with people in line at a food bank in LA. I saw people try it but I was not able to try it myself. There was only one helmet and you can wait a very long time before you get a turn.
That evening I went to the Music Showcase: BMI Snowball produced by BMI. I saw several great musical performances including Donovan and Rodriguez. As much as I love bands, there is something special about one guy and an acoustic guitar. All the performances were just vocals and acoustic guitars. Very cool.
The last thing I did was go to the after hours lounge at The Yard. I met the 3 women who were there for Young & Wild. They are Marialy Rivas (writer, director), Alicia Rodriguez (actress) and the real girl who wrote the blog youngandwild (I forgot her name). Marialy told me about how at one screening, the audience didn't react at all. She thought they were not liking the movie. After during the Q&A, she asked them about it. They said it was just because they were so into it. She realized that as long as people aren't walking out or booing, it's a good sign.
I also met the team from Can, which is the first movie from Turkey to get into Sundance. I met Burak Akidil (producer) and Tamer Ciray (composer). They were very nice, and I promised to see their movie before the festival was over.
Sundance Tuesday, January 24
A couple of good movies today, and as usual at Sundance, they are as different as they can be.
Escape Fire: The Fight to Rescue American Healthcare
This was a documentary about our health care. It coveres several different topics. It starts out showing how many general practicioners are not able to give proper health care because they are so limited in the time they spend with patients. One subject of the documentary is a doctor who is limited to 7 mintes per patient. It doesn't matter what they are there for or how much care they need. She has to go through a certain number of patients per day. This means people are not getting the attention from their doctor that they need.
The movie also brings up our habits. We eat a bad diet and don't get enough excercise, then expect the doctors to fix whatever happens to us. Also, some doctors don't push diet and excercise enough. The movie shows a woman who had a heart condition and kept getting splints put into her arteries. When they finally start working with her to develop a healthier lifestyle, she stops having heart problems. Our bodies can heal themselves if we treat them right.
Another topic is our dependancy on drugs. There is a lot of money in medication and not so much money for acupuncture. They show soldiers injured in the middle east being flown back to Germany or the states for treatment. Before loading them up on the plane, they start them on medications to manage pain. One soldier shows a bag full of pill bottles that he was on. This leads to soldiers addicted to pain killers. The movie shows an effort to get the military to use acupuncture to control pain instead of the pills.
The movie manages to resist the impulse to be political. It shows a little bit about the health care debate and health care reform, but it doesn't take a political side. This is one of those movies that everyone should see.
Compliance
Several years ago there was a story in the news about a young girl working at McDonalds. Her manager took her into the back room and told her that she had been accused of stealing. The manager strip searched the girl. This movie is a fictionalized version of that story.
A man calls the manager at a fast food restaurant. He tells her that he is a police officer and that Becky, the pretty blonde working the counter, stole money from a customer's purse. He says the woman is there at the station and the manager needs to question Becky for him. She brings Becky in the back room and the terror begins.
It starts innocent enough, but the man on the phone keeps raising the stakes. He tells Becky and the manager that if they cooperate and help in the investigation, Becky can avoid being arrested. Becky is forced to strip and then be searched by the manager. Then things get really creepy.
The manager's defense is that she believed the man was a cop. He had an answer for every one of her questions and concerns. Watching the movie, it is hard to believe that no one at the restaurant puts a stop to this. No one suggests getting the cop's name and badge number and calling him back.
The movie is very disturbing, but it is an interesting story. It's a good cautionary story for anyone in a position of management.
Escape Fire: The Fight to Rescue American Healthcare
This was a documentary about our health care. It coveres several different topics. It starts out showing how many general practicioners are not able to give proper health care because they are so limited in the time they spend with patients. One subject of the documentary is a doctor who is limited to 7 mintes per patient. It doesn't matter what they are there for or how much care they need. She has to go through a certain number of patients per day. This means people are not getting the attention from their doctor that they need.
The movie also brings up our habits. We eat a bad diet and don't get enough excercise, then expect the doctors to fix whatever happens to us. Also, some doctors don't push diet and excercise enough. The movie shows a woman who had a heart condition and kept getting splints put into her arteries. When they finally start working with her to develop a healthier lifestyle, she stops having heart problems. Our bodies can heal themselves if we treat them right.
Another topic is our dependancy on drugs. There is a lot of money in medication and not so much money for acupuncture. They show soldiers injured in the middle east being flown back to Germany or the states for treatment. Before loading them up on the plane, they start them on medications to manage pain. One soldier shows a bag full of pill bottles that he was on. This leads to soldiers addicted to pain killers. The movie shows an effort to get the military to use acupuncture to control pain instead of the pills.
The movie manages to resist the impulse to be political. It shows a little bit about the health care debate and health care reform, but it doesn't take a political side. This is one of those movies that everyone should see.
Compliance
Several years ago there was a story in the news about a young girl working at McDonalds. Her manager took her into the back room and told her that she had been accused of stealing. The manager strip searched the girl. This movie is a fictionalized version of that story.
A man calls the manager at a fast food restaurant. He tells her that he is a police officer and that Becky, the pretty blonde working the counter, stole money from a customer's purse. He says the woman is there at the station and the manager needs to question Becky for him. She brings Becky in the back room and the terror begins.
It starts innocent enough, but the man on the phone keeps raising the stakes. He tells Becky and the manager that if they cooperate and help in the investigation, Becky can avoid being arrested. Becky is forced to strip and then be searched by the manager. Then things get really creepy.
The manager's defense is that she believed the man was a cop. He had an answer for every one of her questions and concerns. Watching the movie, it is hard to believe that no one at the restaurant puts a stop to this. No one suggests getting the cop's name and badge number and calling him back.
The movie is very disturbing, but it is an interesting story. It's a good cautionary story for anyone in a position of management.
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